schwa-el:

australianbae:

OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS

His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt

(Source: snipsons, via ruinedchildhood)

nyooom:

thepatronsaintoflostcauses:

you now no longer have to wonder how it would feel to get a blowjob from mike wazowski

IVE NEVER WONDERED THAT

(via ruinedchildhood)

neenablanco:

Miracle

Neenablanco.tumblr.com

peace-punch:

Look at those eyes…
So filled with hope….

(via heyfunniest)

deveninanewdress:

dw had that coming for years.

(Source: notbeingstupidisnotenough, via 808sxheartbreak)

prettybrown-round:

concertoldham:

chasingdreamsasiscream:

eleven49pm:

psychiatral:

Written by an 8th grader

WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

I’m blown away, wow.

*standing ovation*

👏👏👌👍

(via 808sxheartbreak)

humorous-blog:

jackblogguy:

feeling like you aced a test and finding out you failed 

image

(via thefuuuucomics)

ruinedchildhood:

Next time Leo.

sixpenceee:

ill-be-your-lifeboat:

sixpenceee:

GRAVEYARDS SPONTANEOUSLY CATCHING ON FIRE

A cemetery in the small Southern Wisconsin city of Janesville has experienced the phenomenon of spontaneous combustion. Several graves can be seen bursting into smokey flames for no apparent reason. 

The odd thing about this event, is that I’ve tried looking it up but no news has been reporting it at all. 

WHAT

CAN YOU IMAGINE JUST LIKE CASUALLY WALKING BY AND THEN A BUNCH OF GRAVES START SIZZLING UP ALL AROUND YOU

thestereotypicalgirl:

iloveferalchildren:

When I was a kid, this white girl with green eyes said my eyes were ugly ‘cause they were the color of shit. I told her that her eyes were ugly cause they were the color of sick people’s boogers. She was so shocked that I wasn’t jealous of her eyes that she started to cry and told on me that I was making fun of her.

And there you have reverse racism in a nutshell

(via thefuuuucomics)